Teleportation Now

Everyone wants Teleportation Now. Who isn't sick of long flights to go overseas. The long drive down the road to purchase some more bacon. The fact that once you got the bacon you realised that you'd run out of beer and you had to go back to pick up another pallet. I mean really, what the world needs is damned teleporation. Imagine you could become the biggest lard ass in the world because you don't have to move anywhere, ever to get anything.