Land on mars

I remember a few years ago all the talk that you could buy land on the moon. Well thats not the only spot in the solar system where prices are expected to skyrocket. Coming soon to a space holiday near you is Mars. With all the benefits of a lack of atmosphere and searing hot days and cool, cool nights and the best cocktails this side of the andromeda galaxy, Mars is the ideal spot to purchase your next plot of land. But wait this auction has ended, but the seller has many more packages to sell and I'm sure they're all guaranteed title for when you want to move. So get cracking and buy the next big internet fad so that you too can soon own more land on mars.

Thanks Adam!