EMP Generators

EMPs are those things caused by nuclear weapons and EMP generators that can fry electrical equipment and destory kidney stones and all kinds of other useful things. They are quite useful as you can basically disable your opposition, friend or demonic cyborg army with a relatively small cheap device that you can truck around wherever you want. I always wanted to buy or make my own and now I can buy the plans (or a fully assembled one for lamewads) to build your own EMP cannon. You'd really think they'd include the instruction book but noooo its $10 extra for some crazy reason. Well anyway I'm gonna buy a few of these and then test them on the monkey's brains just to make sure there are no side effects. Coool eh?