Ion Drive

Its the old story, you know. Man creates ion drive, sells ion drive to the government, gets drunk, demands ion drive back, builds better ion drive and then kills himself in a fit of rage over the 3rd law of robotics. Well thats how I read this article at least. Maybe the rest of you would have better success in interpreting exactly what this magical ion drive is meant to be all about. Basically new drive = more energy efficient = being able to go into space further = finally we'll have somewhere to rid ourselves of all those AOL cds. Man that was a lame joke, AOL cd jokes haven't been popular since 1998. I'm going back to my cave now to try and get some pictures of hot girls over my 2400 baud modem.