Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Fat kid eats himself to death

Hahahhahahah, I knew it would happen. Eventually all the fat people in the world are going to die due to poor nutrition. Didn't this kid watch Supersize Me or something. Instead he just kept eating chips and soon his liver started giving way. Then his blood refused to clot and after a minor operation he ate himself to death. Now don't complain to me that I'm being inhumane or downright cruel. This kid deserves everything he got and more, if you eat nothing but chips and the odd bit of baked beans for years you've gotta expect to die.

5 Comments:

Blogger Ada said...

Once you're done feeling happy about being oh-so-superior to this fellow, I hope you feel a little guilty about your glee.

I dislike people who criticise others and yet make no motion to help or understand them.

Look at this poor kid. He ate himself to death. Isn't this a terrible indicator of the society at large? Shouldn't we stop kids like these from throwing away their lives?

No. Instead you kick back in your chair and take the easy path and laugh over his demise.

If you want to make a terrible comeback about how I'm fat and how I'm defending a member of my own race, bear in mind that I beat my entire class of skinny Asian girls at cross-country and I weigh a healthy 130 pounds and can squat one-and-a-half-times my weight in the gym.

5:52 PM  
Blogger lasonovich said...

For those who do not regularly read this blog you may have yet to realise that the comments I make are basically provided for amusement value only.

I sure as hell know that this is a serious issue and that there would've been a lot of people who were really concerned by the kid's death.

However if I had written a very touching piece about the kids death then no one would read this blog so in future be aware that all comments made on the blog should be taken with a grain of salt.

Personally I feel quite sorry for the kid and especially his family. I'm sure they didn't want random hobos paying them out on the net. But on the other hand the story is funny and as this blog is largely devoted to stupid events and things happeninig in the world so I feel perfectly justified in being able to comment.

Oh, and Adalmin if you are going to steal links from this blog the least you could do would be to acknowledge the source!

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEAH! shut the fuck up you fat piece of crap

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

adalmin is a big fat loser. who couldn't beat skinny asian girls at ANYTHING? And squatting? WTF are you telling us about that? "Hey man I can bench 900 kilos and I'm bloody huge. Did I mention I have crippling low self esteem?"

Me, the owner of this blog and all skinny asian girls around the world are oh-so-superior to you, you greasy butterball. Now run along and do some squats.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

130 pounds?!?!???

OMG you r fat lol

4:20 PM  

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