B.A.S.E JUMPING FROM MARS

B.A.S.E JUMPING FROM MARS

Looks like a bit of fun. This mildly addictive online game will keep you amused for a small amount of time. The whole concept of base jumping from mars seems a little ridiculous to me. I mean seriously the physics of the thing dictate that there is no way in hell that you could possibly just jump from mars and land back on earth. Plus you'd be burnt up in the atmosphere, but besides all these crazy rules its still kinda fun.

Via The Presurfer

Helping Hands-Monkey Helpers for the Disabled

Helping Hands-Monkey Helpers for the Disabled
Continuing on with the monkey butler theme, this seems to fit the bill pretty well.

Monkey Butlers

Blurbomat | So Many Questions

Fair enough I say, we all need monkey butlers and here is a discussion board about their many benefits. Well and other butlers as well. In fact theses people only pay out monkey butlers. Damn you world.

Christopher Walken - One cool dude

The New York Times > Magazine > Odd Man In

Christopher Walken has always held a certain interest for me, he has portrayed a ridiculous number of characters and always seems to come across in a cool and interesting manner. From comedy to evil action the man has captured my imagination in a ceaseless number of interesting ways. This interesting article talks about his life and proved an interesting read.

Salon.com News | Bush keeps Saddam's pistol as trophy

Salon.com News | Bush keeps Saddam's pistol as trophy

Well so George W is even more stupid then we thought. He decided to keep Saddam's pistol on display in the whitehouse. Good work bone head. Now when visiting foriegn dignitries come by they too can gaze at the history museum of deposed governments for oil. Stupid Bush. Why oh why must you constantly annoy us with your foolishness.

Baby Soup, Step 'A'

Baby Soup, Step 'A'

Well I dunno about you but this (if its real) is just plain wrong. I felt pretty sick right about page three but I stuck it out to the end. Can't say it looks very tasty even then.

Deadly heroin

Aftenposten Norway, Norwegian news in English

To all those heroin addicts out there, beware deadly oslo. I bet they are cutting it with nothing but pure pure anthrax powder. Besides getting a long and painful death you also get the ability to infect others with your own deadly disease. Fun for the whole family.

Perpetual motion

Perpetual motion: "This sort of 'invention' has become common enough that the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) has made an official policy of refusing to grant patents for perpetual motion machines without a working model."

Well thats a shame really. I've been working hard for the last few weeks on making sure that this thing could work and my sketches are coming along nicely. Damn you patents office.

Canadian Airboats

Canadian Airboats Limited - FAQ

Gotta get me one of these. How easy would it be to traverse the areas near my house with an airboat. Plus I could use the fan to main and injure my hated enemies. muhuhuhuaahahahahahh

Time Exposure

FermiNews - May 2004 - Time Exposure

hmmm, a 500 megapixel camera eh?? Wonder if it would take good shots of my paint drying.

via Engadget

Crocodile and Alligator MEAT!!

Crocodile and Alligator

Well looks pretty tasty to me, I think the best way to cook it would be on the bbq, although thats the best way to cook pretty much anything.

Via J-Walk Blog

MTV.com - News -Tool Hammer Away At New Album

MTV.com - News -Tool Hammer Away At New Album

Maybe tool will come out with a new album after all. I certainly hope so because no one else kicks as much ass as tool. Except maybe that swedish chef from the muppets.

LEGO - CubeSolver

JP Brown's Serious LEGO - CubeSolver
I love this thing, it solves the rubix cube using a freaking robot. Either the guy that designed this is some kind of genius or he was stuck in prison with nothing but a rubix cube and all the lego he could have.

Crash Testing

Crash Testing: MINI Cooper vs Ford F150

Well this is a somewhat interesting article on large trucks v small cars in crash tests. Go Ford F-150 go, the stupidity of major corporations and the people who buy these cars continues to amaze me.

The beginnnnnning

Well this is it people, the beginning of another tedious and overly uninteresting weblog that struggles to be updated. Hopefully I'll be bringing interesting links from the world but we'll see..... Enjoy