Ray Guns

Everyone loves ray guns!. I mean who wouldn't want a deadly beam of pain inducing radiation directed their way. In fact you may as well just equip your whole house with these suckers and turn em on when you go out. That would keep those suckers away from your collection of antique plush novelty toys. So get cracking Raytheon and release a publicly available version I guarantee you'll make billions!

Perpetual Motion Machine

Its not April 1st so maybe this perpetual motion machine is not quite as much of a hoax as first thought. Ok, its not perpetual motion but supposedly it releases more energy than is put into it, this energy is then used to heat water. Sounds like a load of balony to me, but what do I know I'm just a hobo with a collection of rabies filled Colobus monkeys in my backyard to keep me company. Even if it is releasing more energy than is put into it, it looks like you'd have to supply some kind of additional fuel to the innards of this sucker to make sure it could continue producing power. Its the only even vaguely logical explanation.

Kitana v Bullet

The question that has plagued man-kind throughout the millennia is will a kitana stand up to a handgun bullet. Using revolutionary filming techniques and some cool old guys with fancy manga style Japanese voices you can find out for yourselves. Kitana v Hand-gun is one of the best usages for the internet since the all your base fad of the early part of the 00s. Plus as an added bonus you can see what happens when a .50cal is fired at the kitana too. Excellente.

Plane crashing

Hmm, going on a trip and fancy seeing what happens when the landing gear collapses on your plane. Well watch away as the plane veers sideways loses a prop and plows into the grass before catching on fire. Fortunately everyone survived and the plane later flew a cargo of bananas to my chimps in Buenos Aires but initially things looked really bad.

50 worst cars

A quick click through the 50 worst cars in history ended up being an interesting way to spend some time. There are some real gems in there like this Crosley Hot Shot which combines style, power and handling into one compact piece of engineering mastery. Now if only they could build cars like this nowdays.

Chaser breach apec security

Aaah the Chaser. This time they pretended to be the Canadian delegation for APEC and were easily able to enter the security cordon around APEC. I mean its a pretty simple stunt but no doubt will get them into a whole lot of trouble. They did get arrested afterwards so we'll see what comes of it.

More google earth fun

Yay! Google earth contains even more bonus easter eggs, including and in-built flight simulator. I mean its not quite that revolutionary because you could kind of do it yourself by just flying around with the keys after adjusting the view angle but its still kind of neat.

I'm just waiting for the google human technology where you take a normal human and then can zoom in all over their body to see muscles, tissues, blood flow and maybe even zoom right in to the genome. Now that'd be kind of cool. (Patent pending)