Tone deaf?

Are you tone deaf? Do you have a spare 6 minutes to while away listening to some bad synthisiser music to see whether or not you are tone deaf. I conducted this test in the middle of a building site while listening to mp3s in my other ear at 8000 db, and I still managed to score normal results. So go on suckers and see how good you are. I bet you all fail and then I can accuse you of being tone deaf and laugh at your ineptitude or I could try and help by yelling in your ear to test if you can hear me.

Find It!

So, i've been too busy to update the blog and all I get is some simple two minute noodles in compensation. Well, try this for some fun. Its quite a difficult game called find it, where something will gradually change on the picture and you have to click where it has changed. Its not as easy as it sounds and and kept me amused for a little while until I got really annoyed and killed a small panda with my bare hands.

The Idiot Test

Derr, how low is my intellect, maybe I'm not getting enough estrogen. Well this little Idiot Test reveals all and also shows that some day mankind will be able to click coloured buttons in a predefined order. If this sounds like the game for you then sign up now, and stop hassling me with all these requests for Lenny Henry look a like pictures.

Clear wheels

Aaah I gotta get me a set of these $2K each clear wheels. They are the best way for me to show off my awesome 1968 drum brakes with added leaking master brake cylinder. Actually I'm a little unsure about whether these'd be cool or not. At first glance they look awesome, but in retrospect they'd get filthy and the insides would get covered in crud and there'd be no way to remove it except to take the whole wheel off. I give them 3/10, cool concept but not really thought through practically.

Staff tracking

In the world of corporate profits there is nothing that companies won't do to ensure their staff aren't ripping them off. Well now PMP, some Junk-mail company is forcing its employees to wear tracking devices to ensure that they follow a predetermined route and correctly deliver all the pamphlets. I know why they are implementing this and its because at the moment its ridiculously easy for delivery people to just dump all of the spam mail and claim they delivered it. I mean, hell, I often didn't complete my spam route when I was first delivering junk at ye olde age of 14. But come on people, where will it end.

Robot Armies

You better hope that I can't get my hands on one of these kits soon because my death bots are just waiting for some fun multiple 'bot action. I mean controlling one 'bot is relatively simple but with many bots at once all waiting for the mega fun commands to come from HQ can take a while. Well this little device will allow me to drive those 'bots forward and onwards, upwards and over always twirling and twirling. Man, I gotta get outta here and get some tang. Sweet tang, eases the pain.

Cool paint AD

So this has been floating around for a little while and is a new ad for Bravia TVs. Something about the fact that the colour on the tvs is meant to be awesome. Well, the ad itself is kind of cool but I cannot vouch for the tvs as I cannot go out and survey all the damned tvs in the world to determine which ones have the best colour. Goddam it people unless you all donate millions of dollars into my account right now then I just can't possibly complete all the tasks you need and or want. So get donating and tell me when I have $8 billion.