Friday, March 23, 2007

Top 15 unintentionally funny comic books

So after this post I'm outta here. Back on or around 16 April. In the meantime feel free to amuse yourself by browsing the old links or by chasing a raccoon around with a chainsaw.

In addition you could browse this link for the top 15 unintentionally funny comic books. There's some mildly amusing stuff in here but I'm picking it won't take you three whole weeks to get through. Well, unless you read at 4 words per day or something.

Later dudes.

Thanks Mykl!

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Ye olde internets

The internets have been around for decades now and some people often wonder what did my internet look like in 19 diggity two. We had to say diggity back then because the kaiser had stolen the word twenty. Anyway if you want to see what cool 1996 net action was available. Then get cracking to this olde page. In fact this is just some guys pathetic ramblings about the issue, if you are really keen to see more you can head to the internet way back machine which archives a whole bunch of stuff.

Thanks Mykl!

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Monday, March 19, 2007

Superbowl prank

Is it real? Did it really happen, or is the prank just convincing people that they did access the superbowl and spell out some message. Well its not completely clear on the super prank site nor is it clear on the other sites involved what really happened. My guess is that they took a bunch of photos at some point at the miami dolphins stadium and mixed them all up with some real pictures they took at the event and then claimed that they had spelled out a subliminal message. I dunno, you chimps make your own minds up because all the people involved are somewhat dubious and all the footage I could find on the web didn't clear up the mystery either.

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Monday, March 12, 2007

The nerves can hear you

So hearing voices? Maybe you keep get a ringing noise in your ear from listening to the Young Divas at 8000 dB? Well turns out that you aren't the only one hearing things as nerves may actually use sound to transmit information? What the? I hear you asking, surely my biological physics degree taught me that nerves use electrical impulses to move information around. Well wrong again Mr. Book Nerd because in fact its music. Your whole body is constantly transmitting sounds around itself. Its all clear now why that 10 green bottles song keeps getting stuck in my head. Its the nerves.

Thanks Pahtrick.

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Friday, March 09, 2007

Your beer is dangerously low

I have been known to enjoy a cold beverage on occasion. The odd snifter of port at Christmas or a cleansing ale after completing a marathon always goes down rather well. One problem I have noticed is that I often forget when my beer is empty, I just keep drinking without realising that in fact all I was sucking in was cold cold air without any beer goodness at all. Well know this fancy talking beer glass solves all my problems. It warns me when my drink is running out and prompts me to get another beer and refill it. Pure genius.

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Giant Cats

These fat cats are just so huge that they must be unhealthy. I mean once upon a time these cats would've had to fight for food with a variety of other small pests including rabbits, foxes and elephants but now they are force fed from tubes leading directly from the lard factories. I mean some might call it cruel but I bet these fatties are more than satisfied with their existence.

Thanks Ingi!

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Aussie citizenship

So you want to be an Aussie, well this simple Aussie application form will make sure that you understand what it really means to be an Aussie before you commit. You must answer at least some of the questions correctly and although it provides you with sample answers feel free to provide your own.

Thanks Ingi!

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Friday, March 02, 2007

Mind control MKII

As with all mind control devices they may or may not work depending upon whether you were infected with alien brain waves in the attack of '93. Aaah, those were the days, aliens all about and all you could do to protect yourself was wear a aluminium hat and lead vest. Well those days are long gone and now you can control your computer with your mind. Which is all well and good but what happens when you are fragging some guy in DOD and they seize control of your @ss and make you blow yourself up with a grenade. What then hey, oh the humanity.

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