Monday, April 30, 2007

$65 million dollar pants

I once owned a pair of $65M pants. I left them on a small island off the coast of Belize in the mid 90s and never saw them again. Well this guy just lost his pants at the dry cleaners after putting them in for an alteration. This is just plain stupid, why the hell could you possible consider that a pair of pants is worth $65M in mental anguish plus the cost of hiring a car and all kinds of other crap. My god, this is perhaps the most frivolous waste of time in the history of the universe. Especially considering the fact that the guy already got a check for $150 to replace the pants. Sounds pretty fair to me.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Fascist US

How to create your own fascist state is an interesting article that explains why the US is basically heading down the path of fascism. Although it does make some interesting points, a lot of the 10 steps are being followed by any number of other countries too. So beware people of earth, you may soon be living under an insane dictator hellbent on destruction. Oh wait, we already are.
What we need is an alien race to attack, then we could unite and form an earth alliance to crush our evil alien masters. Because as it is at the moment, everyone just wants to pick a fight and the best fights are with people who are different. The more different they are the better. So clearly aliens are going to be way different, so everyone will hate them even more. Haven't you seen independence day people!!!

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Monday, April 23, 2007

Russian madness

I love the ruskies. Their fine vodka and giant furry hats are a source of happiness the world over. Well now you can watch some fine russian driving. The tunnel looks pretty innocuous to me. I mean slight bend, three lanes of traffic. Nothing too exciting going on there. How can you people drive like such morans. I mean going 150kmh in a tunnel isn't perhaps the best idea and what the hell was that bus driver doing. If you're driving an extendy bus don't start doing burnouts and trying to make the people in the back sick. D@mned fools.

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Top 15 GW photos

As I sit here wondering what kind of joy the internets will provide me with today I can't help but laugh at these GW Bush pics. I mean what man has prompted so much mirth through so much stupidity. Well Clinton came close, but Clinton was happy with some light hearted ridicule, Bush just takes himself so seriously all the time. I know paying out GW is like taking candy from a baby but come on people, its either that or post pictures of Anna Nicole Smith giving birth to an alien child or something.

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Friday, April 20, 2007

Daylight savings fun

Yes we're back, with all the news that's new and improved. Just like this fine letter to the arkansas democrat gazette. I can't believe they let these people out of the insane asylum. Surely if you don't understand even the simplest thing about the way the world works you should be committed. So if you read this article and don't understand then please go ahead and check yourself in.

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