Tokyo Wave Pool

This pool is one of the most ridiculously overcrowded things I have ever seen. Supposedly its summer holidays in Japan and everyone has headed down to the Tokyo summerland wave pool. By everyone, I mean apparently the whole population of Tokyo decided to head into the pool on one particular day. This is just plain insane, I mean, Tokyo is crowded and all that but why would you bother going to the pool to be crushed in with 80000 other people.

R2D2 LCD/DVD/MP3/L337/AFK

Hmm, well everyone always wanted their own R2D2. He was always way cooler than that sleazy C3PO. I mean all that guy ever wanted to do was go around hassling people for help. R2D2 just got out there and conquered. Well now your own R2D2 can be purchased and he's way cooler than the original. His projector/DVD plays mooofies and tv shows, can handle mp3s and as much leia pr0n as you can handle. Plus as an added bonus he comes with a millenium falcon remote, sweet. Or you could just get the bodgy skype webcam r2d2 but I don't think it'd be as much fun.

USB humping dog

I'm so buying a few of these when I'm in Tokyo next year. These humping dogs are only $20 a pop. Plus if I go over there to buy them I save $2 on shipping. $2, people, think of the possibilities, in tokyo. I could buy 1 second on the latest DDR game or maybe 1/178th of a beer in a pub. Sweet. Oh yeah, its just so amusing, I can't wait to dish these out to people as presents.