Planes with lasers on their heads

Yes folks its true, we are one step closer to sharks with freakin lasers on their heads. Boeing have been testing a new weapons system which has some kind of super power laser to precisely kill targets from planes. Sounds like fun, until they miniaturise it and put it into your next Gi Joe and release him on the battlefields of the world with robotic control from your iPhone. Now that'd be awesome, (patent pending) the design is mine mu ahhahahhahahhaha.

I can't believe its not a tank

One day the world will be filled with thousands of invisible objects, including razor blades, knifes, swords and grenades. All designed to make your day that little bit more exciting. Well the British Military doesn't want to be left out and have built invisible tank. This fine piece of machinery will go from 0-invisible in under 3 hours and will soon be making its way to the battlefield of the future.

Man, tanks are so outdated, smart bombs and those autonomous drones are so the way of the future.

Tank for hire

I can't believe that I can't just hire a tank right here, instead I have to go over to the middle of nowhere (UK) and hire a tank. Looks like it could be a barrel of fun, literally if they load that gun up with some depleted uranium weaponry. They can crush cars for you, drive you to a wedding, teach you how to drive a tank, in fact all kinds of wholesome family fun. So get cracking and get me one of these for my next birthday.

Ray Guns

Everyone loves ray guns!. I mean who wouldn't want a deadly beam of pain inducing radiation directed their way. In fact you may as well just equip your whole house with these suckers and turn em on when you go out. That would keep those suckers away from your collection of antique plush novelty toys. So get cracking Raytheon and release a publicly available version I guarantee you'll make billions!

10 strangest weapons

This blog has suffered in recent weeks from a lack of weapons and weapon related paraphernalia. So get on over to the 10 strangest weapons to find out what's really been going on with bizarre weapons development over the last billion years. I like the german mini tanks, they are small and have a top speed of 6mph. Now that's some awesome weaponry. Aaah, this mini tank is coming to get me and may implode at any moment. Excellent!

Thermobaric bombs

For all those eeediots out there that are unaware of the definition of thermobaric, it clearly pertains to both heat (thermo) and pressure (baric). Now what has this got to do with you. Well these are the next load of suckers that will be flying through your cosy bomb shelter to destroy yo ass. Of course they won't actually be using these weapons anytime soon because my evil robot monkey super army will crush anyone before they can even develop these weapons. Instead we will live in a benevolent dictatorship where we must all bow down and praise our duck overlords.

Thanks Mykl!